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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like the anal sex of Minecraft servers – it’s a little taboo, but once you try it, you’ll never want to go back!

Join us for a server experience that’s so addicting, it’ll have you coming back for more like a zombie chasing after brains. Our community is as tight-knit as a pair of diamond leggings, and we guarantee you’ll have a blast building, exploring, and surviving with us.

So why join our server? Well, let’s just say that once you’ve experienced the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a pig, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Plus, our in-game currency is so abundant, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Enderman.”

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as a creeper blowing up your best build!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MC-Creative

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Star Shards Collected:	163

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TheBroadSword Server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MinecraftUK.com

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Animal Town

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Underverse

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Scorched Earth

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	757

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GiBcraft

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	4569	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

jdcraft

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Alfi’s World

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.