Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ores Mined:	5123	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

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RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1784	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Animals Bred:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4220
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	199	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1334	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crops Grown:	9512
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Potions Brewed:	113	Villages Defended:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Runes Activated:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	3021
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8915
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	2775
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Alien Abductions:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Votes:	1365	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Astral Projections Made:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crops Grown:	5915	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

AscendantSurvival.com