Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Votes:	6202	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5173	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9368
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8239
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	7322
Ores Mined:	5237	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Villages Defended:	7

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Items Found:	3412
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	99	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	242	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com