Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

blocky, BOOTY, Call, Coitus, Commitment, Communication, emotional connection, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, Intimacy, love, mental health, personal growth, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, self love, self worth, self-care, sexual health, Trust, Wont

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why waste your time with coitus when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join our server and become part of a community that is more tight-knit than a spider’s web. We have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our virtual landscapes are so breathtaking they’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets he left behind?

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Red Obsidian SMP -> Modded | Java 1.19.2 | Seasonal Updates

Discord, Exploration, Explore, java, Modded, Modified, Modpack, Nochatreports, Noclaims, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

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YOU MUST BE WHITELISTED VIA OUR DISCORD TO PLAY

This is both for security reasons (like griefing prevention) and because all of our community functions are done through our Discord server. So join us, you have only to gain! (Click the “Community Discord” button above for an invite.)

Welcome to Red Obsidian SMP! We are a fairly small, heavily modded SMP server with a closely knit community. We have our own custom modpack that we play on, and seasonal world resets and updates to keep the server fresh for both old and new players.

What You Should Know:1. Our world resets every so often in “seasons”, but archived worlds will be available to you.2. We have no claims. But stealing and griefing are still prohibited unless you declare war.3. Exploration is highly encouraged. We have the Lootr mod so that you can almost always get loot.4. You can make your own team on our Discord with special benefits, or join an existing team.5. There is NO pay-to-win anything on this server. Only a few cosmetic benefits for server boosters.6. We have No Chat Reports installed. You won’t have to deal with Mojang’s chat filter.7. Have fun! That’s the most important part. 😉

redobsidian.zapto.org

Team PNG

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

F2P Minecraft Server – Be respectful and have fun! Java: play.teampng.com Bedrock: bedrock.teampng.com

No Stealing anything from any other player. No Griefing without prior permission. Don’t Destroy other players builds or items without prior permission. No Squatting.

play.teampng.com

PlotPlay

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Towns Built:	10

We cordially invite you to the PlotPlay.pl server On the server you will find: ・Custom 5000×5000 grid map with various dungeon structures. ・Customowe moby. ・Lucky blocki. ・Kingdoms (create your kingdom and fight for domination). ・Easier tree felling. ・Many updates. ・Nice and helpful administration. Earn coins by mining ores: ・By mining raw materials such as coal, iron, diamonds and netherite, there is a chance that you will additionally mine coins thanks to which you can purchase many interesting items with the /rank command!

plotplay.pl:25566

Express Box

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

We strive to make Express Box unique compared to other servers. Therefore we have created a state of the art PvP-Enabled map including medieval themed builds such as castles and towers. We have also mixed in multiple other biomes to increate the originality of the server.

Box PvP KEEP INVENTORY

expressbox.minehut.gg

CreeperGames

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

We are CreeperGames, a Minecraft network for Java and Bedrock version, we’ll see you there https://discord.gg/7zSNpMs8BP

CreeperGames.eu

Oasisverse

Roleplay

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9042

The best Minecraft modern life server in the world. You can drive a car, live in a spacious mansion, and fly around the world with your friends. You can experience the prosperity of the world in the main cyberpunk city, and grow your favorite vegetables on the farm with your family. And fruit, man, put on the gun, and fight with the enemy in the streets, come to our server and enjoy, love you Oasisverse teamcontact us Discord;CeaserNotFound

play.simpfun.cn:27587

VoiceChat Server Play.airforce

Anarchy, Bukkit, Proximitychat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crops Grown:	5089
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Airforce Anarchy is a 8-year old Minecraft server with no moderation, supporting both Java and Bedrock versions, and welcoming cracked and premium players. It features 24/7 live streaming of player activities and has a voice chat server at ip: voicechat.play.airforce.

voicechat.play.airforce

Ciphersky

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	170	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

play.ciphersky.net

AyorMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Falling into the Void:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Ayormc is a Minecraft network with tons of game modes for you to play and enjoy!

We don’t ruin our game modes with pay2win features like the majority of the competition.

ayormc.net

TxcBoxpvp

PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

txcnetwork.us.to:8062

ToastCraft – 1.20 – 1.20.4 Towny McMMO Survival Server

Deadchest, MCMMO, Rtp, Shops, smp, Survival, Towny, Vote, Voterewards, Votifier

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mines Excavated:	2516
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

ToastCraft

ToastCraft is a survival Towny server on 1.20 that uses McMMO, ChestShop, SilkSpawners, Death Chests, and more!

You can connect using Minecraft versions 1.20, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, 1.20.3, and 1.20.4.

We have multiple towns that are ready to join, a player market, an auction house, and dungeons (WIP)!

Want to get right into the action? Do /RTP and you’ll be teleported to a random location in the wilderness!

Join our Discord server to receive up-to-date information about the server! You also get notifications when new items are added to the auction house!

Join our Discord server: discord.gg/cv39S9Ff9H

play.toastcraft.fun

HearthCraft SMP (1.20): A no-griefing, no-resets economy experience

120server, 120update, Antigrief, Auctions, Awesome, Cavesandcliffs, Chill, Claims, Community, Communitybased, Communitydiscord, Communitydriven, Communityoriented, Crates, Discord, Dynmap, Economies, Economy, Events, Girefprevention, International, Laidback, Landclaiming, Levelup, MCMMO, Mypet, Nogrief, Nonpay2win, Nonwhitelist, Nop2w, Nopaytowin, Notp2w, Relaxed, Small, smp, SMPs, Survival, Survivals, Trailsandtales, Usa

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!

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Technical

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Links

Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.netRules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rulesIP: play.hearthcraft.netStatistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

play.hearthcraft.net

RoyaleAnarchy

Anarchy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8668	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Anarchy Server Information: -Version: 1.12.2 -IP: royaleanarchy.me -Dupes: FrameDupe 30% -/tpa /home /sethome /nc Discord : discord.royaleanarchy.me Web page: https://hardanarchy.craftingstore.net

Official Server Authorized By: HardAnarchy.ga Server Premium Not Premium 🙂

royaleanarchy.me

NoCrystal Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21

NoCrystal is an anarchy server with end crystals disabled and 1.8 pvp. The crafting dupe is currently the only dupe.

nocrystal.me

Zodiac

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Votes:	5519
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Survival 1.20.1JAVA and BEDROCK MMORPG Custom with modified monsters and increased difficulty plus many new features!

zodiac.vultam.host