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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1432 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Our server is home to the most HILARIOUS players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, RAINBOWS falling from the sky, and LLAMAS that can speak fluent French.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where you can bust a move with ZOMBIES and SKELETONS who have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a CREEPER doing the Macarena.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server on the internet. Just remember to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!”