Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Farms Harvested: 606 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 394 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 251 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Crops Grown: 6829 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Villages Defended: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 216
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AwareNetwork

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    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Dimension Hops: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Farms Harvested: 923
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Middle School Oasis

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 226 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Enchantments Applied: 135
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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