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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	2283	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	158
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Dragon Eggs Found:	8325	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	3392	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	624
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5481
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!