Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Servers

  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Villages Defended: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Dragon Eggs Found: 2295
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 426
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 166 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 300262 Star Shards Collected: 188
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeParadise

    PokeParadise

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Chimeras Created: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5899 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3631 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cwoare Network

    Cwoare Network

    Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Runes Activated: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CherryLand

    CherryLand

    Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Faeberry

    Faeberry

    Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 7536
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Meadow SMP

    Meadow SMP

    Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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