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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	155896
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	748
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchantments Applied:	244

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Relaunch of the legendary semi-vanilla server! GRIEFING & RAIDING! SETHOMES & TPA! VOTING REWARDS! (No claims, economy, map resets, or hacking) SEMI-VANILLA at its PURIST.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Buildings Constructed:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Farms Harvested:	882
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

MSRebound is a semi-vanilla SMP that never resets and quickly updates. So explore a world rich with history, and interact with the friendly community. We also have simple leveling in mcmmo, custom heads, player shops, & Discord integration.Feel free to join us anytime! :DAlso, if you are worried about us shutting down like a lot of other small servers, we’ve been going for 4+ years. We aren’t going anywhere.We don’t support Mojang’s chat report feature. It has been disabled on our server if you worry about that sort of thing. However, our server rules still apply and will be enforced by our staff.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Animals Bred:	160	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.