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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mines Excavated:	1929	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Star Shards Collected:	246
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	74	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	162

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.