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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	183	Void Gems Collected:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5348
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	5897	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	3847
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1511	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.