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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Communitiy SMP server If you would like to join our community, please apply on our Discord >>> https://discord.gg/wazNpYthVD <<

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mines Excavated:	3071	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Aesir RPG Minecraft IP:play.aesirmc.com 1.18.2 Turkey’s best Faction RPG server Survival&Faction together + Track + Clan Wars, +220 Special Items RPG Inventory Warehouse System MMO Itemler Mana and Skill System 3D modeled Bosses and Creatures Pets and features according to Pets Open World Story Server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ores Mined:	7121
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Fire Crusades Discover the World & Feel the Magic! ===================================== DEDICATED SERVER ONLINE 24/7: Enjoy FC with quality-of-life plugins to improve your Minecraft adventures.We Support both Java and Bedrock players. Join our Discord https://discord.gg/khk9TEU Check out Our Website for Info and Rules https://firecrusades.com/ Join us on Fire Crusades Java Players! Java Version Server IP: play.firecrusades.com Bedrock Server Address: play.firecrusades.com Port: 25565

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Love Letters Sent:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

JonGames Minecraft 1.14.4 Server (1.9 – 1.18 clients supported) Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode (This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com)) NEW Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today! We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future! Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free. Events are held frequently about once a week! You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list! No Griefing. /howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play denMS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8087
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	2496
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

mc.lolSurvival 1.20.4 with SlimeFun Parkour & BedWarsSurvival 1.16.5 multiple types of Survival with plugins and vanilla. Minigames, Among US, BedWars, SkyWars. Parkour PVP Games, Practice, UHC RUN, EggWars, Factions and many many more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Potions Brewed:	153
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

This server is an exceptionally built, custom gamemode, that is constantly updating and expanding to meet the player’s wants and needs. The staff team are always listening to the community to help create a better society for the server.PrismForge is the #1 RPG Factions server with a custom coded PVP and another PVE MMORPG Gamemode. All of our gamemodes are completely custom coded by our development team. We offer an actual unique experience unlike many other servers.Factions: – RPG Factions – Giant well made warzone – 190+ Custom Items, 150+ Custom Enchantments – Ranked PvP Fights – Bosses, Envoys, KotH, FFA & more events

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

NEW STAFF NEEDEDA brand new feature packed server with a player run economy and a ton of exciting features! We have Jobs, Quests, Crates & MORE!We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features and commands with each rank and making yourself more powerful!Our features include: Jobs, Economy, Survival, PvE, PVP, Friendly Community, Active Staff, Voting Rewards (Crates)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.