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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ores Mined:	3442
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	78	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	652972	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!