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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2783

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7246	Enchantments Applied:	90
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Nomercymc

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.