Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! đŸ’„đŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! đŸ’„đŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 15 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
Potions Brewed: 136 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Menes Suecos

    Menes Suecos

    An exclusive server for the Menes Suecos facebook page! Access and come have fun, including through our discord

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CrystalsMC

    CrystalsMC

    We are a MiniGame server that got very popular due to the game mode “RedStonePvP” which was being updated by us. We have a very good anti-cheat for PvP Games and every best time will be looked at so that only legitimate players stay in the leaderboard. Furthermore, we have other games like KitPvP, KnockBackFFA, TNTTAG, Duels and a few more small games that sadly aren’t very populated at the moment. We have a lovely community and are moderating our server in a fair manner but make sure that cheaters are eliminated as fast as possible and we are doing a pretty good job so far.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Vycital SMP

    Vycital SMP

    A fun Vanilla Minecraft server for you and your friends to play on! We offer solo survival adventures, factions, and more!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Earthify

    Earthify

    Welcome to Earthify, we’re a fresh sandbox server for Minecraft Java. You can create a land, or join someone’s land and explore the earth!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • TulipNetwork

    TulipNetwork

    TulipNetwork is a Minecraft server where you can do different things!

    First; we have survival. You can survive here and we also have an economy there, so you earn money in different ways!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ArcheryCraft

    ArcheryCraft

    An exciting BoxPvP Minecraft server with an epic Pokémon theme, where trainers face off in battles as they explore a world full of mysterious creatures and unique challenges.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Invictus

    Invictus

    Create your own Empire or if you don’t like Empires, Make your own Republic or rather you can join one of the established Nations and assimilate yourself in the ambience of Geopolitics and Roleplay or fight in the Wars between great nations. Everything happens on Earth, Everything will happen on Earth.

    Map: http://play.invictus-earth.net:25630 IP: play.invictus-earth.net

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Paradise

    Pixel Paradise

    Welcome to the server where the adventure never ends! Expand your creativity and strategy in a world full of guilds where you can conquer territories and compete with others. Earn your fortune in the marketplaces by selling valuable resources found in the depths of the mines. Experience exciting auctions where each bid can bring you unique items. Take on a variety of jobs that will not only enrich your wallet, but also provide unforgettable experiences. Join our community that creates a unique server atmosphere and express yourself in a world where every day is a new story. Welcome to a world where every player can experience success and leave their mark in the vast kingdom of Minecraft!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ApexNetwork

    ApexNetwork

    ApexNetwork is a small community Minecraft Prison server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! BEDROCK NOT SUPPORTED YET! IP: play.apexprisons.xyz

    1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

    Modes Available Now! » Prisons

    Future Modes! » Pixelmon » Modded Survival » and More!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TryHardMC

    TryHardMC

    TryHardMC The #1 LifeSteal Server!

    ⋙ Voting Rewards/Vote Party ⋙ Coin Shop ⋙ PlayTime Rewards ⋙ Economy ⋙ DeathBans

    IP: play.TryHardMC.net STORE: store.TryHardMC.net

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 8992
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Potato-Network

    Potato-Network

    Welcome to PotatoSMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Experience!

    PotatoSMP is not just a server; it’s a vibrant community where players come together to create, explore, and embark on epic adventures! Immerse yourself in a custom 6k map, teeming with wonders and challenges.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Arch

    The Arch

    Welcome to The Arch. We’re a semi vanilla SMP with a generally mature playerbase. If you are looking for a fun group of people with long term goals, join today!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineSon

    MineSon

    MineSon is a unique server with many unique enchantments, such as the Seed Planter, which allows you to plant seeds in 3×3 areas when using Shift + RMB, and the Bulldozer, which gives you a chance to break a 3x3x3 area.

    If you need more storage space, our backpacks are very roomy. Simply open the workbench, place a chest in the center and top and bottom the chest with any precious blocks to create your backpack with 2 lines (18 slots) of free space.

    The beacon on the server has been completely revamped and now it has as many as 15 effects such as plant growth booster, experience booster, spavner booster, stove booster and so on.

    Join MineSon and enjoy a unique Minecraft survival experience!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SottoSopravvivenza

    SottoSopravvivenza

    We welcome you to SottoSopravvivenza, a server that you will surely become fond of.

    Starting from the assumption that we have decided to give everyone the opportunity to play with us without any borders, using cross-play, making some of the server modes accessible both through Minecraft: Java Edition and Minecraft: Bedrock Edition.

    20 tps average and high visual rendering and many other functions, to guarantee excellent playability without decreasing performance. Our main and most updated mode is SurvivalPlus, but we also have PlotCreative with fastAsyncWorlEdit for everyone, Bedwars and some custom minigames!.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3494 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Animals Bred: 25 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Natublock

    Natublock

    CEO and Founder: Orion Owner: segu23

    NATUBLOCK NETWORK Modality: – OP Prison (Custom) 1.8x-1.19x – Survival Custom 1.17x-1.19x

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Ores Mined: 913

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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