Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! đŸ’„đŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! đŸ’„đŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 947

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The-10th-Planet

    The-10th-Planet

    We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DualCrafts

    DualCrafts

    This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

    Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Surrealcraft

    Surrealcraft

    Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

    Website=www.surrealcraft.net

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • DmarMc

    DmarMc

    The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • HaxirCraft

    HaxirCraft

    Survival | Griefing | HaxirMaps | Hunger Games | Mob Arena |

    www.HaxirCraft.com

    HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 255

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Sk8erpnk

    Sk8erpnk

    First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is ƞanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Portlandia

    Portlandia

    Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ShadowPvP

    ShadowPvP

    Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

    The Server

    ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

    Our Plugins

    Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • EvilBits

    EvilBits

    Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ninjacraft

    ninjacraft

    We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MayoSlo

    MayoSlo

    Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Very Pug

    Very Pug

    Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MineBound

    MineBound

    This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Mingul

    Mingul

    Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

    The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

    We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Lickwim

    Lickwim

    Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Mines Excavated: 1437

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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