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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Alpha Prison 3.0

Prison, PvE, PvP

Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Left 2 Die

Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crops Grown:	7334

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cookie Project

This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Star Shards Collected:	279	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

McSurvival

Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GlassDragon

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Equestrians United

Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

Have fun, Love horses

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Civilization

Start a new life!

This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Zedwork Zurvival

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork Zurvival is a community-run semi-vanilla Minecraft Server, with an emphasis on collaboration and community.

There’s no grief. Not only do we prevent grief before it can happen with claim protection, but we will typically catch and ban those up to no good pretty quick.

We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

Players always start in a resource rich environment alongside other players just starting out. No more walking hundreds of blocks out of spawn before you can build. No more searching for caves, only to discover they’ve already been stripped of all valuables. With Zedwork, you’re dropped right in with other players who want the same as you: to find a nice spot to build; and you’re never far from trees and other natural resources to mine.

We are vanilla. This does not mean no plugins, completely unprotected. What we mean is there is a focus on the core Minecraft experience. There are no game-changing plugins; nothing to distract from simply playing Minecraft.

We are aiming to grow in size very rapidly, and are eager to build our world and our community up with you. Come and join us!

[EULA-compliant]

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

sakuramc

Mini Games

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Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

siagne.net [France]

[France] Survival – PvP – Claims – Shops. The beginning is relatively difficult. The nights are nightmarish.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Good Vibrations

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! Welcome to Good Vibrations! This is a factions server dedicated to having fun. We are running the latest version of Minecraft, and will update whenever we can. There isnt much else to it, just come here and have fun. Play factions! Good luck! Also, we are accepting staff applications!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	877891	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Elysium Minecraft Server

Elysium is a Multiworlds server with magic and ranks. These worlds are a mix of creative and survival, skylands and flatlands. We also have clans and towny! Please join us by visiting ELYSIUMMC.INFO and sign up on the whitelist! Then go to the IP! See you there 😀

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5546	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafters-Island

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Survival

Welcome to Crafters-Island! We strive to maintain a free to play environment for all to enjoy. This means that all of the things that we sell in our store are mainly cosmetic purposes and don’t give players an advantage over each other. We currently offer 3 game modes SMP (1.15.2) – SMP is our most popular game mode. Build, explore, fight, or just hang out with lots of other players in this non-competitive vanilla focused game mode. Prisons (1.12.2) – Enjoy Prisons like you never have before with classic prisons feel. Unlock some of our custom enchants with tokens, that are gained by mining. Creative (1.15.2) – Unleash your inner creativity and show off your builds to everyone with monthly build competitions hosted on the forums. Players gain access to world edit if they vote. All our servers are joinable in 1.12.2-1.15.2, the versions listed are their respective version. Where can you find us? Well, I’m glad you asked. We have many ways in which you can find us that will be linked below.

Website: https://www.crafters-island.com/ Forums: https://forums.crafters-island.com/ Discord: https://discord.io/craftersisland

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChrisCraft

Fun, nice staff, bukkit and ranks! Owner: rc286970 You can appy for MOD and Member on our site! If you vote you get 3 diamonds! Have Fun!!! Join Today!!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.