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NovaSky

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Love Poland Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Star Shards Collected:	80	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	458883
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	252

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyLoveTips

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Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WarriorsOfTheBlock

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Chimeras Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

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join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Left Handed Musician’s Brain

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come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4631	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

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Travelers Reborn Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Travelers Reborn
Modpack	Modrinth
Current Players	10+
Main Features	Player driven economy, 300+ mods, interactive community

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What types of players are you looking for?	We are wanting shopkeepers, travelers, farmers, and more for our main town.
What makes your server different?	Players can influence the modpack and community with 300+ mods, build and claim homes, travel and do dungeons, and become powerful Wizards, Swordsman, Rulers, and more. Chunk resets for unclaimed areas also ensure a fresh world experience.
How can I join?	Join our Discord server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	724
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you never knew you needed! Join us and discover a whole new world filled with vtubers that no one has ever heard of before. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our vtubers are so mysterious, they make Herobrine look like a friendly neighbor. You’ll never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. Rumor has it that one of our vtubers can summon creepers with just a wink. Better watch out or you might find your precious builds exploding in no time!

3. Want to join a server where the players are as unpredictable as a pack of wild wolves? Look no further, because our vtubers will keep you on your toes with their wacky shenanigans.

4. Who needs famous vtubers when you can join a server with vtubers so obscure, they make Bigfoot look like a household name? You’ll be the envy of all your friends when you tell them about the crazy adventures you had with these unknown legends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world of vtubers that nobody knows exist. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8330
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Farms Harvested:	136
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid awkward conversations with your dad’s new wife, Claire.

Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Animals Bred:	71
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Animals Bred:	52	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

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lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Animals Bred:	91	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crops Grown:	3886

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5