Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Dragons Tamed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Star Shards Collected: 56
    Towns Built: 9 Divine Spears Created: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 New Chunks Explored: 27128
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ores Mined: 9977
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3170 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 463
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 6345
    Runes Activated: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Mines Excavated: 4120 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3915
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6016
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6191 Crops Grown: 8093

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Runes Activated: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BD ZONE

    BD ZONE

    Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 727426

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AlathraMC

    AlathraMC

    ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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