Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Crops Grown: 6347
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sapphire

    Sapphire

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Crops Grown: 3608
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SolaceMC

    SolaceMC

    SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2780
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Peaceful Farms

    Peaceful Farms

    Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gamers React minecraft

    Gamers React minecraft

    We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CwR Minecraft network

    CwR Minecraft network

    CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrownMC Survival

    CrownMC Survival

    CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3092 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Seiky Network

    Seiky Network

    [1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3936
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 596
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ConquerEarthMC

    ConquerEarthMC

    (16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarDix

    StarDix

    The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Arcane Realms

    Arcane Realms

    Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Potions Brewed: 27 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Potions Brewed: 79 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Animals Bred: 55

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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