Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Towns Built: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Servers

  • The ex-stem

    The ex-stem

    Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JOLT Survival

    JOLT Survival

    Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Avalon City Network

    Avalon City Network

    CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Crown

    Rede Crown

    IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Emeralds Found: 4003 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Honey Horizons

    Honey Horizons

    Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ConquestLand

    ConquestLand

    ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 412
    Emeralds Found: 5883 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Infinity Craft

    Infinity Craft

    Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MatriLand

    MatriLand

    MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6914 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Epirate

    Epirate

    What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FoundersMC

    FoundersMC

    FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

    Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DusKraft Network

    DusKraft Network

    Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sword

    Sword

    Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Noxian Network

    Noxian Network

    Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CafeSMP

    CafeSMP

    [BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 140 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoVibe

    GoVibe

    Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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