Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ores Mined: 9560
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Renatus Network

    Renatus Network

    Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TANOMI

    TANOMI

    You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 120 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

    FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8847
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineFrost Network

    MineFrost Network

    MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2038 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DemonsLand Season 3

    DemonsLand Season 3

    Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCSugars

    MCSugars

    MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MitoloskaSLO

    MitoloskaSLO

    Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NiftySMP

    NiftySMP

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Magic Items Found: 4038
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 New Chunks Explored: 902760
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Dimension Hops: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MythriaNET

    MythriaNET

    Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

     __________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AxolotlSMP

    AxolotlSMP

    Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1004 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Buildings Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyMynes

    CraftyMynes

    Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Gods Slained: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrafterLife

    CrafterLife

    You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Towns Built: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • World of Eldin

    World of Eldin

    Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Animals Bred: 178 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Falling into the Void: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • FTB Revelation by CraftersLand

    FTB Revelation  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rev.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Revelation 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Villages Defended: 16
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Farms Harvested: 500
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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