Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Minecraft Servers

  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Animals Bred: 111
    Alien Abductions: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Ores Mined: 1392

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3683 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 297673 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5507 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dimension Hops: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Crops Grown: 3917
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Towns Built: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Love Letters Sent: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dimension Hops: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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