Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Emeralds Found: 1449
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Mine Down Under

    Mine Down Under

    An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TerraCraft

    TerraCraft

    EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 194
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ores Mined: 4394
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • AphelionMC

    AphelionMC

    AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Gods Realm Romania

    Gods Realm Romania

    Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

    Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Runes Activated: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Animals Bred: 127
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Valatic

    Valatic

    A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8879 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Oasis Network

    Oasis Network

    Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Towns Built: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Servvival Network

    Servvival Network

    Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RomanMC

    RomanMC

    RomanMC Network (1.7 – 1.120.2) offers a premium experience for free! We are a semi-cracked server with tons of both premium and popular plugins to give you an experience of a lifetime!– Survival / Skyblock / Factions – 100+ Plugins Per Gamemode – Mob & Parkour Dungeons – McMMO – Pets That Fly! – Land Claiming + Town Claiming | 3D Subdivides – Mob Coins – 400+ Custom Enchants – Jobs – Auction Houses, Coinflips, LotteryWhat are you waiting for? Be part of our community at play.romanmc.net today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Wafflez Snapshot Server

    Wafflez Snapshot Server

    WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SoloLegends

    SoloLegends

    Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Arcadia Minecraft

    Arcadia Minecraft

    Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Bananarine

    Bananarine

    The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 New Chunks Explored: 776476

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • OldFacs Anarchy Factions

    OldFacs Anarchy Factions

    Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9364 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Minevictus

    Minevictus

    Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magic Items Found: 1554
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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