Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ArcheryCraft

    ArcheryCraft

    An exciting BoxPvP Minecraft server with an epic Pokémon theme, where trainers face off in battles as they explore a world full of mysterious creatures and unique challenges.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Invictus

    Invictus

    Create your own Empire or if you don’t like Empires, Make your own Republic or rather you can join one of the established Nations and assimilate yourself in the ambience of Geopolitics and Roleplay or fight in the Wars between great nations. Everything happens on Earth, Everything will happen on Earth.

    Map: http://play.invictus-earth.net:25630 IP: play.invictus-earth.net

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pixel Paradise

    Pixel Paradise

    Welcome to the server where the adventure never ends! Expand your creativity and strategy in a world full of guilds where you can conquer territories and compete with others. Earn your fortune in the marketplaces by selling valuable resources found in the depths of the mines. Experience exciting auctions where each bid can bring you unique items. Take on a variety of jobs that will not only enrich your wallet, but also provide unforgettable experiences. Join our community that creates a unique server atmosphere and express yourself in a world where every day is a new story. Welcome to a world where every player can experience success and leave their mark in the vast kingdom of Minecraft!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ApexNetwork

    ApexNetwork

    ApexNetwork is a small community Minecraft Prison server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! BEDROCK NOT SUPPORTED YET! IP: play.apexprisons.xyz

    1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

    Modes Available Now! » Prisons

    Future Modes! » Pixelmon » Modded Survival » and More!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    New Chunks Explored: 963460 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TryHardMC

    TryHardMC

    TryHardMC The #1 LifeSteal Server!

    ⋙ Voting Rewards/Vote Party ⋙ Coin Shop ⋙ PlayTime Rewards ⋙ Economy ⋙ DeathBans

    IP: play.TryHardMC.net STORE: store.TryHardMC.net

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7021 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Potato-Network

    Potato-Network

    Welcome to PotatoSMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Experience!

    PotatoSMP is not just a server; it’s a vibrant community where players come together to create, explore, and embark on epic adventures! Immerse yourself in a custom 6k map, teeming with wonders and challenges.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • The Arch

    The Arch

    Welcome to The Arch. We’re a semi vanilla SMP with a generally mature playerbase. If you are looking for a fun group of people with long term goals, join today!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Farms Harvested: 228 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MineSon

    MineSon

    MineSon is a unique server with many unique enchantments, such as the Seed Planter, which allows you to plant seeds in 3×3 areas when using Shift + RMB, and the Bulldozer, which gives you a chance to break a 3x3x3 area.

    If you need more storage space, our backpacks are very roomy. Simply open the workbench, place a chest in the center and top and bottom the chest with any precious blocks to create your backpack with 2 lines (18 slots) of free space.

    The beacon on the server has been completely revamped and now it has as many as 15 effects such as plant growth booster, experience booster, spavner booster, stove booster and so on.

    Join MineSon and enjoy a unique Minecraft survival experience!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SottoSopravvivenza

    SottoSopravvivenza

    We welcome you to SottoSopravvivenza, a server that you will surely become fond of.

    Starting from the assumption that we have decided to give everyone the opportunity to play with us without any borders, using cross-play, making some of the server modes accessible both through Minecraft: Java Edition and Minecraft: Bedrock Edition.

    20 tps average and high visual rendering and many other functions, to guarantee excellent playability without decreasing performance. Our main and most updated mode is SurvivalPlus, but we also have PlotCreative with fastAsyncWorlEdit for everyone, Bedwars and some custom minigames!.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Natublock

    Natublock

    CEO and Founder: Orion Owner: segu23

    NATUBLOCK NETWORK Modality: – OP Prison (Custom) 1.8x-1.19x – Survival Custom 1.17x-1.19x

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Magic Items Found: 8485 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • KitPVP US

    KitPVP US

    We are a Kit PVP server with the goal of capturing the magic of 1.7-1.8 PVP, with a modern twist that will keep you coming back!

    Our server unashamedly runs natively on Minecraft 1.8, though all versions from 1.7.10-1.20.4 are supported. The idea behind this server is to bring in all the old desirable elements of 1.7/1.8-style PVP, with a bunch of new custom tweaks to certain items to make the game more interesting. Sure, we don’t have all the new fancy blocks, mobs, and ingots, but do you really need to worry about those things when you’re fighting people on a map that is still drop-dead gorgeous?

    We plan to offer a plethora of custom minigames, and at the moment we do have a custom-made KOTH minigame which our dedicated developers and builders have worked on quite meticulously for the past few months. This server has been over a year in the making, and the quality and polish of our custom map, spawn, shop, plugins, minigames, and items will reflect that. We spent a lot of time carefully crafting what we believe will be one of the best, most interesting PVP experiences a Minecraft server will be able to offer to players.

    As a server dedicated to hardcore 1.8 style PVP, we do not have any forms of active anticheat on the server. Instead, we require the latest version of Lunar Client. This effectively stops cheaters and people using cheat-injected forms of Lunar Client before they even join the server. We do have passive anticheat alerts for staff members, but nothing that will actively impede movement or reach.

    We are also proudly a PLAY to win server, we are not pay to win. That gets quite boring and very difficult for regular players when they are up against people who can just spend $5-$20 and get access to ridiculously OP gear. Don’t get us wrong, we want to provide an incentive to people who support us, and we do give those people access to exclusive kits and other exclusive cosmetic features. However, even the highest paid rank does not get access to the best kit on the server: that kit can be obtained by simply ranking up with in-game money, not real life money!

    We know getting this this type of server, which is a dying breed these days, online with an activate playerbase will be an uphill battle. There is a huge monopoly who shall not be named that garners the majority of the Minecraft PVP community these days, and we’re really hoping to offer something unique that they just simply don’t on their massive megaplex of a server. Think of it as the real-life equivalent of supporting a small business instead of a major megacorp! We might not have the vast resources they do, but we do have a fiercely dedicated team.

    Thank you all for viewing our listing and reading this message, and we hope to see you online!- bbear (Owner/Founder of KitPVP US)

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Villages Defended: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ShiningSun

    ShiningSun

    The best current Gens server, join us and accompany us on this incredible adventure that protects you together with ShiningSun!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • HyFlexMC

    HyFlexMC

    Welcome to HyFlexMC, the ultimate Minecraft Survival Server where adventure meets community! Immerse yourself in a captivating world of survival, where the spirit of anti-grief reigns supreme. Our server is meticulously crafted to provide a seamless and enjoyable survival experience for players of all levels.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SolCraftMC

    SolCraftMC

    Welcome to SolCraftMC | Norwegian Minecraft Server

    About us:

    SolCraftMC is a 90% Norwegian Minecraft server.

    We aim to create a peaceful society where you can play at your own pace and explore the world without losing what you have achieved along the way. This is a server for those who want to play a slightly different Minecraft, than what the ordinary minecraft was originally intended for. SolCraftMC takes it a step further and finds new ways to make Minecraft better.

    Our goal is for everyone to thrive and have an incredibly fun minecraft experience with the plugin functions SolCraftMC uses to date. SolCraftMC is for all ages and we want a quiet server for everyone.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PokeNova

    PokeNova

    Pokenova has released a pixelmon server! We want to provide story implementations, smp mechanics and economy listings so you will never get bored! We appreciate the help beta testing, in order for us to provide the best server possible! We are ready to listen to our players for criticisms and ideas! Join today to join our wonderful community!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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