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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TooMuchMinecraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny

TMM is a non-profit community, we all just love our game.

Come and enjoy our amazing custom features such as: Community YouTube channel Many minigames (Including: Survival Games, Splegg, KitPVP, Prophunt / Hide & Seek, Paintball, Murder, One in the Chamber, Parkour, Dodgeball & More!) RPG Storyline (NPC’s and Quests) Dynamic Live Map Leaderboards for minigames McMMO (With custom skills!) Creative/Freebuild worlds (Also plots!) Creative & Museum world And much more!

At TooMuchMinecraft, we are all about enhancing our users’ play time and will do so with our friendly and highly skilled staff team, here to aid any of your needs. We have been around since Minecraft Alpha in 2009, and there’s a reason for that.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TechnoCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LavaCraftMS

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

What is LavaCraft? ☆Well LavaCraft is a cracked minecraft server with many awesome features such as SkyBlock , MobArena ,Creative World, CTF,SurvivalGames,Paintball,NoLagg Spleef ,mcMMO , floAuction ,Plots and much more. We also do Drop-Parties On Special Occasions! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Website WWW.LAVAMS.COM Ip: LavaCraftMS.Com Join Now

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	291

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Alcania

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to Alcania, a breathtaking Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances, and conquer some quest as you build, mine, and thrive in this world. With a vibrant community. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination knows no bounds!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Thing Hunter

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Balls of bricks UA

PvE, Survival

If you playing for chill, here you go. I create this server for people who dont like modifications in game

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Nerdcrafteria

Home to the always awesome Nerdfighters!

We offer a great balance of survival and Bukkit, and along with our amazing staff help to ensure you have the best Minecraft experience possible!

DFTBA!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

smallanarchy

Anarchy

smallanarchy is a anarchy server with no rules and no bans or kicks you get to do whatever you want here

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kitocraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Awesome server with Hunger Games, Pvp, creative, survival world, and dungeons! Please check out our youtube page: Youtube.com/kitocraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FarmingIslands

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

What the FarmingIslands.de MinecraftServerNetzerk has to offer:

Innovative survival mode

Innovative Skyblock mode

Innovativer FreeBuildModus

WandsMode

Innovative game mode

The MinecraftServerNetwork supports the Java version as well as the Bedrock version of Minecraft. Get your buddies and join the FarmingIslandsCommunity today.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPod SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VanillaPod is a relaxed and casual server with small community of friendly people. Players are free to pursue any Minecraft activity: strike out alone into the wild, build a house in town, or collaborate with new friends to build something amazing.

We try to keep a Vanilla feel to gameplay, but we do have a few nice additions which we feel improve the overall experience.

Other information: – Overworld is mostly non-PVP – PVP is available in special arenas and Nether – Players may protect their homes/chests/furnaces from theft and vandalism – Basic economy – Newbie Town is regularly expanded to provide plots for new players – Staff are non-intrusive and do not interfere with gameplay

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OgLand

Economy, Survival, Towny

OgLand is a new worldbuilding server set in the fictional Og City. there are multiple cities that make up ogland. Make alcohol with Brewery, Grow and Make Drugs, Make up to 60 types of guns and 8 types of ammo. Build buildings for players, Get a job with Jobs Reborn, Sell working vehicles with MTVehicles and Much Much more.In Ogland we allow the server to elect a president and vice president every month. As long as players have a good reputation a week before elections then anyone can be elected. Elected officals make laws, pass infaustracture and military bills etc, and will decide how the society of OgLand will operate and run (With moderation of staff). What will you decide to do with your life in Ogland.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafters Guild Survival/Creative/Mcmmo

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Towny: Join a town, Create a Town and Be it’s Mayor McMMO: RPG-like stats that allows you to level up! Economy: Earn money fighting mobs, mining ores and selling items! LWC:protections: Lock chests, doors, signs and dispensers. Mob-Arena:Create Parties with your friends and battle hordes Backpacks:An extra upgradable inventory available to all players anti-cheat and anti-grief: Server Specs: (Updated) 200 player capacity 3.6Ghz quad-core Xeon processor w/Turbo boost SSD Powered 64GB DDR3 RAM 1Gbps connection speed

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cubic Worlds

Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Founded in May 2011, Cubic Worlds is a gaming community and Minecraft server that anyone can log in to and explore as a Guest. Our aim is to create a safe and secure place for players of all ages and skill levels to enjoy building epic creations with others. We value your time and effort, and seek to reward you by providing a community that is amongst the friendliest in the Minecraftverse. We offer:

► Improved survival gameplay: We try to keep close to the traditional spirit of Minecraft survival whilst also taking advantage of plugins that provide security and additional gameplay options. Staff don’t magick items up except to refund losses from glitches or as prizes for events.

► Equality: Promotion is completely unnecessary to enjoy playing on the server. A new Member has identical building powers to a long-standing Moderator (excepting WorldEdit powers which are only used for preparing events). The only perks that promotion offers are the power to write coloured signs and the ability to place TNT, which we restrict Members from doing as an anti-grief measure. However, you are free to ask another player to help you do either of those things!

► Impartial and not for profit: While voluntary donations are always welcome and will be sincerely appreciated, Cubic Worlds is not run for profit and does not exist to make money. We do not sell in-game powers, privilege or influence in exchange for donations.

► Accountability: Our Staffers are not tyrannical beings that must be feared, and in fact they welcome constructive feedback on their actions to improve both themselves and the server as a whole. Just as players are expected to follow the server rules, so must staff members abide by a strict staff policy to ensure they do not abuse their position of trust.

► Fun! As well as hosting events including mainstream ideas like Spleef or PvP Tournaments and viciously evil Parkour Gauntlets, we also run completely custom events such as treasure hunts, Leaf Spleef, “The Many-Hued Path”, and the Emerald Jump. We try to host at least one event every weekend!

For a full description, we recommend you check our homepage for links to lots of helpful information.

We look forward to seeing you in Cubic Worlds!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MasonSMP V2

MCMMO

Premium SMP which offers homes, TPA, MCMMO and much more! come join today ! Always up-to-date native!

It is also backwards compatible till 1.7.2

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.