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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Yeuh – Battle Royale/UHC

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

YEUH is a Minecraft UHC/Battle Royale Server that is dedicated to providing quick & competitive gameplay.

– Dedicated 24/7 Server, so you never have to wonder if we’re up. – Ultra Hardcore Mode, so you know we don’t mess around. – 30 Minute Games, so you can hop back in the action ASAP. – Cast Your Vote for which scenarios you want to play with.

New Scenarios Every Week!

This week’s UHC Scenarios (Updated 10/6/20):

– Inheritance: You take the inventory of the person you kill! – One Trick Pony: EVERY mob in the game is the same mob. It’s a different mob every game. – TNT World: Every block can be ignited like TNT with flint and steel.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Glowarion (MMORPG Server)

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

A German server with all aspects of an MMORPG for players looking for a fantasy adventure at sea.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GameScape

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	770906	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Join the old and growing Enix Network. At the moment, our server has two different gamemodes. Classic Towny & Minigames. We are still expanding and opening more servers very soon!

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to EverythingSurvival Factions, Creative, & More! From Custom Enchants to Custom Mobs, Raiding & KOTH… There’s endless ways to compete and have fun in the massive raids and competition. Feature additions include: – Custom Enchants – Custom Mobs – Custom Biomes – McMMO – KOTH – Player Bounties – Faction vs Faction Wars – Too many features to fully list, jump in and check out more features yourself! We also have: – Creative, Plots, and Cops & Robbers

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5837	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dascompany

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.