Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! đŸ’„đŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! đŸ’„đŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Zer0Fate

    Zer0Fate

    Factions? Nation wars? A state of Economy!!!?? it’s only getting better. Join and stat your adventure today!

    Watch our server video for FTB!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • OmniworldMC

    OmniworldMC

    64 Player Vanilla Survival server.

    No PvP, No Grief.

    Two year old server with well established friendly community. We are looking for new players who are interested in building and community instead of PvP and minigames.

    We allow no bad or anti social behavior on our server and remove problem players quickly. Staff will undo any and all griefing done on the server no exceptions, and ban the offending player.

    We Use McMMO, Economy, pets, and more.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SwiftBees Survival Server

    SwiftBees Survival Server

    We are a survival/Semi-Vanilla server that keeps a few plugins to ensure no greifing and other problems that can arise. Come join us and have fun! We are a whitelist server so go to the website listed and post on the forum to get whitelisted!!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Slabcraft

    Slabcraft

    Slabcraft.net is the premiere Minecraft experience. We specialize in minecraft servers for over 3 years. We offer several servers including…

    – Factions Server – KitPVP Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Prison Server

    Donate at store.slabcraft.net. We offer one of the the most reliable gaming experiences in minecraft multiplayer. We hope your stay will be one of a kind.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Animals Bred: 40
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MelonCraft

    MelonCraft

    Welcome to MelonCraft! We offer almost every play style imaginable. Connect with: play.meloncraft.com

    Factions Survival

    Creative Plots

    Survival Games (with custom arenas)

    Capture the Flag

    Parkour (checkpoint saving)

    Spleef (three arenas)

    Mobarena (survival rewards)

    The Walls (with custom arenas)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 299222 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • blockjunkies

    blockjunkies

    Atruly lag free public survival server. 14+ only, as we do not vigilantly police the use of language. Over 45 plugins, iConomy, Lockette and highly customized protection options to harbor a grief free environment. Adult staff focuses on enforcing minecraft etiquette through education rather than heavy handed banning. 50 user integrated Mumble voice chat with in-game positional surround sound.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • JABS Survival Server

    JABS Survival Server

    Welcome to JABS Survival Server!

    Built and operated by 4 experienced Admins who are looking forward to playing with other Minecraft users.

    No griefing is allowed, but PVP is allowed.

    Several Donation ranks are available in the server, as well as Ranks to be given to active and deserving players.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 717635 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • IronCraft.BG 24/7

    IronCraft.BG 24/7

    OVER 10 MINIGAMES, SURVIVAL WORLD , KITPVP , PVP WORLD , HIDE AND SEEK , PAINTBALL , 24/7 AND MUCH MUCH MORE! JOIN RIGHT NOW – MC.IRONCRAFT.BG:25555

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • FjordCraft

    FjordCraft

    Norwegian PVP and Survival server

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SheepServer

    SheepServer

    SheepServer – Minecraft the way it was intended.

    – 100% legit Survival World – Grief proof and cool Creative world – Challenging home-built Adventure map – Awesome Games world with lots of home made redstone powered minigames

    All staff members are hand picked from their activity and maturity.

    No need to stay here and read though, get online and take a look. There’s no whitelist or requirements to fulfill to be able to start building.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Double Tree

    The Double Tree

    Join today! Server ip = doubletreeserver.net

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • HoboNation PvP Factions

    HoboNation PvP Factions

    Visit our website at http://www.hobonation.net/ We are cracked so anyone can play, even if you do not have minecraft! We have allot of players playing in the server at all times. We have donation packages you can purchase to help support us and gain some reward. (Located on our website)

    Server IP: HoboNation.Net

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • FlatCreative

    FlatCreative

    Come visit our city! Surprises abound in each city block. Want to build your own mansion? Go outside the city limits in no-mans land and have a blast!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Mines Excavated: 4747

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • LazleCraft

    LazleCraft

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Carbon MC

    Carbon MC

    Create | Combat | Conquer

    Carbon Mc is a plot creative and survival factions server like no other. Pushing the envelope in unique entertainment, Carbon offers a truly engaging experience. Inspire and impress others with buildings in creative plots, become a legend and explore the far reaches of the custom factions world, or prove your skill with challenging parkour, and intense PvP arenas.

    –Customize Your Permissions–

    Carbon MC’s ground-breaking permissions system allows the player to have total control over how they receive their perks by enabling them to buy permissions individually. No longer must a player wait to obtain a special rank, or donate lots of money just to receive powerful permissions. At Carbon MC, all you need is a bit of dedication to become fully equipped for whatever obstacles lay in your path.

    –Physical and Virtual Economy–

    The economy on Carbon MC is intuitive and flexible. Based entirely on the gold ingot, players can earn gold by mining it in factions, spending time online, completing the parkour, building an exceptional plot, and more. The best part is, your balance is synced among all three servers, so buying permissions is never easier.

    Join today! —– IP: carbon.mc.gl —–

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Farms Harvested: 810 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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