Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SolidStateGaming

Factions

SolidStateGaming Factions Mcmmo Pvp Server

SSG is a factions pvp raiding server . We make it our priority to give you the best possible pvp experience that minecraft has to offer. We have pvp oriented plugins to enhance the traditional minecraft style of pvp such as the ever popular plugin Mcmmo. The staff is extremely fair and friendly they will assist you in everyway possible except they will not spawn items or help to abuse another player. SSG accepts both new and veteran minecraft players. Join today and and claim your spot as the top Faction!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KaosCraft – Hub – Towny – Faction

Creative, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Welcome To KaosCraft, We have been running servers since Feb 2012, weve had a great result from running these server, so now weve thought why not make KaosCraft bigger! So we have, We have upgraded to a “Hub” server with 16GB ram! We are now running 4 servers!

Towny: Kaoscraft is known for our towny server! Our towny server is a friendly server with no pvp, Weve got different kind of plugins what makes the server fun aswell there are different ways to earn money in this server, You can earn money by Killing mobs, Selling items, Using the auction. You can also donate to earn amazing perks like /fly and /gamemode 1

Faction: Our Faction server is a fun server which has pvp. weve got amazing plugins to make the raiding alot more better and the pvp-ing alot more funer! Weve got a Anti-Logger plugin so if someone logs out there npc is there for 5 seconds and they disapear. Aswell we make the raiding better by letting you destroy obsidian with 3 tnt!

Creative: Our Creative server is a fun server, weve got a plugin that generates plots, The plots are all protected to no one can grief your designs! All normal players have one plot but if your a VIP you get unlimted plots! The plots are 64×64!

Rpg: Our RPG server is a Role Playing Server, There are towns in this server but aswell there are Quests and God, You basically take a role in this server and then you just act your role in the server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Raid Craft

Factions, FTB, KitPvP, PvP, Towny

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Village Craft Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Hello!

The Village Craft Network is a fun and enjoyable place.

We have been open since 2012 and have many fun years hosting a fun town building community server.

What are you waiting for? Come and join to find out more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	60	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sverrecraft vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a vanilla server (it is bukkit because i need a control panel that need a bukkit plugin but it is no commands like spawn and warp so it feel like it is vanilla) You can explore as far as you want and there is no limits in what you can do, the only limits is the limits built in to vanilla.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Zelos

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Zelos is a mostly vanilla Minecraft v1.7.8 server with a few plugins to ensure things run smoothly and fair for everyone. At its core, Zelos is a PVP Survival server. Are you tough enough to handle a vanilla survival server? Come join us and find out. Band up with your friends using Clans (no friendly fire!), head off in any direction and start your secret base. Or simply play by yourself and ask to join an existing clan.

Stick around for a while and you’re automatically rewarded with free gear, experience points and in-game cash. Stick around long enough and obtain Veteran rank and perks for free. Zelos also has weekly PVP arena battles where the winner gets an enchanted item of choice!

We’ve been working closely with the PVPArena plugin developer to bring you a massive and unique automated PVP Arena that is complete with TURRETS, random chest loot, powerups, different fighting classes and rewards for the victor.

Don’t even think about logging out in the middle of battle, or you will be instakilled and lose all of your inventory in the process, including your player head!

Want to have some fun with your friends and troll your enemies? Donate for VIP or XVIP (permanent ranks!) and obtain the ability to disguise yourself as an innocent looking mob. Be careful, though; as soon as you strike someone or they hit you, your disguise is blown!

Want to be the ultimate troll? Gain a clan’s trust, get them to tp you to their base, steal all of their stuff, retire from their clan and then use all the loot to start your own powerful clan! No holds barred at Zelos! Anything goes!

Zelos has friendly staff that are not ban-happy like most other sites. (Nobody has full op or gm1, not even owner, so don’t bother asking.) We may mute you if you become annoying in chat, but bans are very rare at Zelos.

Come PVP with us at Zelos!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	96	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TheGrimServer

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

I Am Not The Owner, But Please, Join! I Am Eager To See You On!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bending PvP

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

This is a Factions/PvP/Bending server with a variety of other fun addons. Join now and see for yourself! People searching for staff ranks may apply on this server.

God stuff drop parties can start in this server 😉

Info for Nerds: Running on i5 with 14 gigs of dedicated ram and badass connectivity…

*Added free creative world with /warp creative!* *Added Forum at http://matrixnetwork.org/Forum/*

Runs on CraftBukkit 1.7.2 R0.3

PLUGINS: Bending plugin, 1vs1, Mob Arena, McMMO, Factions, Survival Games, Sign Shop and the generally helpful bukkit plugins!

Owner: ultraman245

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6566
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MCP-MCS.com

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to MCP-MCS.com! We are an incredible hub server containing every game type you could ever want! We currently offer the following:

– Factions – Survival – Sky Wars – Sky Block – Creative – Prison – Hunger Games – KitPvP – and more!

We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure minimal downtime and optimal performance with virtually no lag. Come check us out today to see what an amazing experience GotPvP can be for you 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PvPDojo

KitPvP, PvP

Minecraft KitPvP Server. Online since 2013.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ObsidianCraft

Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Obsidiancraft!

Our server has just been through a major reset! We are currently running a unique Survival server with over 40 epic plugins, and awesome perks! Try ObsidianCraft’s new Survival 2.0 server to experience the best possible extended-vanilla Minecraft experience!

We also have a large, endless-opportunity SkyBlock server! With over 50 challenges and various perks, experience a great, unique SkyBlock experience!s

ObsidianCraft has been reborn, and has just re-opened. Hop online to experience ObsidianCraft 2.0!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Beast Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Beast Factions! In the Beast Factions you can expect to find a survival type server with hardcore factions! We allow greifing and raiding of all kinds! Also on Beastfactions we have extremely cheep donator ranks with amazing items in the kits which can be respawned every two days!There is a diversity of people on the server who are always ready for pvp and others who are amazing at building! So come on down and begin your very enjoyable stay at Beast Factions!

Our Website: http://beastfactions.net/ Our Server IP Pvp.beastfactions.net Our Teamspeak IP Ts3.beastfactions.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Simply Minecraft | Simple Voice Chat | Vanilla SMP | 16+ ONLY

Survival, Vanilla, Voicechatmod

Hey there!

I made this small server with the intent of getting a few dedicated players who are interested in a mostly vanilla experience with some hermitcraft-like features. As it is a mostly vanilla experience, we are whitelist only at the moment. You can join the server by joining our discord and putting your username in the whitelist channel.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vanillabean 1.20.2 || 2yr Anniversary!

Community, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasmp

Welcome to VanillabeanSMP

If you have been looking for a classic semi vanilla SMP with a focus on a tightly-knit small community, then you have come to the right place. After years of trying to find a server that is a simple semi vanilla SMP, without garbage like Kits, Sethome, Tp, or even keep inventory (just why), we got tired of waiting and created our own. Simply put, Vanillabean is a place of community that has evolved from humble beginnings of all of us getting bodied by hard mode skeletons into a thriving trade-based society with rules and laws made by our players. Come join an ever-growing community of players and leave your mark on the server’s history. Our worlds have no plans to EVER be reset, unless the sun explodes or something. Also, we have jobs, so don’t worry about us running out of Grandma’s Christmas money; we can actually afford to pay for the server.

What makes us stand out:

Court System: The Vanillabean court system works as the superficial rules of the server, they can be changed/altered by the players. If you want something changed DO IT you the players own the server and we mean it!Run for office!: Using the court system mentioned above run for judge/mayor of Vanillabean!Advanced cheat&grief protection: No need to worry about claims etc with active staff and advanced plugins all damage can be reverted.Chill community: All servers claim to have a chill relaxing community but we bring it to life, with advanced integration seamless clean discord layout, it is genuinely a nice place to hang out.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uSDJhSQS9G

IP: mc.Vanillabean.lol

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Esrock

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Esrock is a fun and open community of friends from all around the world who enjoy building and talking. As long as you respect other people and their builds, you are welcome to join our community. For more info on each aspect of our server go to our website and forums: www.esrock.net or just visit us in game: smp.esrock.net

The mission of Esrock is to provide the best available outlets for community and friendships to form, individuals to grow and develop, all while keeping things simple.

We have survival (with factions) and creative (regular and flat) worlds. Plus many mini-games to keep you busy (Cops and Robbers, PVP arena, King of the Ladder, mazes, etc).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.