Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Void Gems Collected: 23 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Nostalgia SMP

    Nostalgia SMP

    Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 147 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 288489 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP

    The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6485
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Star Shards Collected: 265

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BiCraft Minecraft Server

    BiCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

    Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8618 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 161 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

    SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

    So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NudeCraft

    NudeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

    Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

    GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server
    haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

    SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Animals Bred: 57
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 288
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Emeralds Found: 5372
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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