Blocky Booty Bash | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak

#announcement, Agreement, Canada, CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak, decision, DELAY, Economic, extension, International, negotiations, North America, pause, Politics, relations, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, trade deal, trudeau, trump

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just paused tariffs on canada for at least 30 days! trudeau is like “woah dude thanks bro” and everyone is partying in the streets with maple syrup and poutine. if you join our server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears to battle against evil moose overlords. plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with bacon-wrapped beavers and hockey-playing unicorns. so come on over and join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a hoser of a good time!

Moisturizer Eats Skin Cells

Beauty Products, beauty regimen, beauty routine, cells, Eats, hydration, Moisturizer, moisturizing benefits, moisturizing properties, skin, skin care, skin care essentials, skin cells, skin health, skin hydration, skin maintenance, skin moisturizer, skin nourishment, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, skincare tips

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Animals Bred:	151
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Yo, you ever wondered if moisturizer is like, feeding your skin cells? Well, on this server, we take that concept to a whole new level! Our Minecraft world is like a giant buffet for your skin cells, with moisturizer everywhere you turn. Join us and watch as your skin cells grow big and strong, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Moisturizer Mountain, where the rarest and most potent moisturizer in all the land can be found. Legend has it that those who reach the summit will have skin so smooth and hydrated, they’ll be practically invincible in battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate skin care adventure. Who needs diamonds when you have moisturizer, right? Join us now and let the hydration begin!

ClassyCraft: Lower vs Higher

American society, class context, class differences, ClassyCraft, contributions to society, higher, INEQUALITY, Perception, research findings, Significance, social class, social hierarchy, social inequality, social perspective, social status, societal contributions, societal impact, societal perceptions, societal roles, societal significance, societal value, socioeconomic status

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so like, u kno how some peeps think they not doin much for society? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, EVERYONE is a freakin hero! like, even if u just build a lil house or plant a tree, u saving the world, bro! join us and feel like a superstar every time u log on! plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be here, amirite? come on, join the fun and show the world how awesome u really are, even if u just dig a hole or somethin!

Villager Prison

Economy, Prison, PvE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Votes:	9059
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

For too long Villagers have been held captive by their Steve Overlords… but no longer. THE VILLAGERS HAVE CAPTURED YOU! At Villager Prison, you and many others have been captured for the sole purpose of mining emeralds. Any attempts at escape are futile. You may join at your convenience, but you will never leave.

Villager Prison is a completely unique and custom coded Minecraft Prison Server. The server offers a vanilla-like mining experience with a completely unique block-based rank progression. You are working under the reign of the Emerald Empire, a group of Elite Villagers that capture players to fund their trades.

mc.villagerprison.com

JulesServer

Bedwars, custom things, EU, Features, game modes, JulesServer, Minecraft, Play, Promotion, Server, Survival, unique experiences

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Animals Bred:	72	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Julesserver! Gets better than ever! With new game modes, custom things, many more cool features and unique experiences! Don’t miss it, come and join the promotion on play.jules-server.eu!

play.jules-server.eu:25000

Fantasy Darkness server minecraft

Darkness, FANTASY, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5

The description of the server server Fantasy Darkness has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.170.94:25923

Draconicraft SMP

Adult, Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Custom armor statues, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Draconicraft, Farms, Minecraft, more mob heads, Players, Plugins, Projects, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8530
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Draconicraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-vanilla
Java	Yes
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

FAQ

What is Draconicraft SMP?

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with semi-vanilla gameplay. The world expands with each Minecraft update rather than resetting, allowing players to work on large projects and enjoy the game with a community of like-minded players.

What type of players are welcome on Draconicraft?

Draconicraft welcomes adult players who are looking for a chill and respectful gaming experience. Players from all around the world are part of the community, with English as the primary language for communication.

What additional features does Draconicraft offer?

Some of the additional features on Draconicraft include Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Multiplayer Sleep, and more. The server also uses Simple VC for in-game chatting and DynMap for easier orientation.

How can I join Draconicraft SMP?

To join Draconicraft SMP, join the Discord Server provided and fill out the application form to get started.

Join Draconicraft Discord Server

Dreamscape Summit 1.21

Anime, Anime Series, Ave Mujica, Band, BanG Dream!, dreamscape, fictional band, friendship, girl band, J Rock, J-pop, japanese, long tail tag, Manga, Music, pop music, rhythm game, Rock Music, sumimi, summit, video game, virtual band

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	876
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	125
Dragon Eggs Found:	3943	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like, totally lit, like Ave Mujica on steroids, but without the drama, ya feel me?

I mean, who needs a breakup when you can just build epic structures and mine for diamonds all day long? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day!

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than Ave Mujica’s security detail. We got peeps from all over the world coming together to create the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. It’s like a virtual melting pot of creativity and chaos, man!

So, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s show Ave Mujica what real unity looks like. Let’s build a world that even he would be jealous of!

RoachCraft Minecraft Server

apartment living, bad dreams, bugs, Cockroaches, Combat, concern, discomfort, fear, friendship, Minecraft, Nervous, nonchalant, overreacting, Pests, Problem, RoachCraft, Server, Sleep, uncomfortable visit, Value, Warning

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about any roaches crawling on you while you play! Our virtual world is completely bug-free, unlike your friend’s apartment.

Join us for a roach-free gaming experience and leave your fears behind. Say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun on our server. Don’t let those pesky bugs ruin your gaming experience – come play with us instead!

So why wait? Join our server now and escape the creepy crawlies for good. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoyfriendBlockerCraft

Accept, aita, AroAce, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, closed mindset, CONSERVATIVE, Delivery, family, Fridge, grandkids, Guilt, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Lgbt, normal, outdated views, parents, refusing, relationship, Respect, small town, Visit, work

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Towns Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and outdated views? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where everyone is accepted, no matter who they love or how they identify!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from close-mindedness and embrace a community that celebrates diversity. Build your dream world with your loved ones by your side, whether they’re your high school sweetheart or your best friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s dog.

Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – join our server and let your rainbow flag fly high! And hey, if your family ever needs a break from their closed mindset, they’re always welcome to join us too. Who knows, maybe they’ll even learn a thing or two about acceptance and love.

So come on, leave the drama at the door and join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and unconditional love. We can’t wait to welcome you with open arms (and open hearts)!

FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP

air travel experience, airplane companion, flight companion, flight duration, flight entertainment, FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP, flying companion, government official, in-flight company, long flight, political conversation, Political debate, political figure, political leader, political personality, politician, politician choice, politician selection, travel buddy, travel buddy choice, travel partner

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	620	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	870036
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a player build a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken and it became our mascot! And don’t even get me started on the crazy pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake!

But wait, there’s more! We have events every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have epic battles in the arena. And did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that follows you around and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

LemonCraft: Easy Peasy Difficult Difficult

Challenging, challenging task, complex, confounding, Deceiving, deceivingly simple, deceptive, demanding, Difficult, EASY, HARD, intricate, lemon squeezy, lemoncraft, misleading, misleadingly easy, Peasy, perplexing, puzzling, TOUGH, Tricky, tricky task

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4995	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Zombie Dances:	8

Imagine a Minecraft server where the grass is made of marshmallows, the trees are made of cotton candy, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise. Sounds easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? Wrong! This server is actually difficult difficult lemon difficult, but in the most hilariously chaotic way possible.

Join us if you dare to navigate through a world where the pigs can fly (literally) and the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. But beware, the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server with their army of evil ducks.

Think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky wonderland? Then come on down and join the madness! Just remember, it may look easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually difficult difficult lemon difficult. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

aluminum, Canada, CanuckCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic relations, Europe, export strategy, global economy, global market, international relations, international trade, manufacturing sector, metal industry, Minecraft, North America, political response, Retaliatory measures, Server, supply chain, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

lol imagine a world where canada is like, “hey europe, you want some aluminum? cuz trump is being a butt and we don’t want his tariffs.” like, can you believe it? come join our minecraft server where we have so much aluminum, it’s like raining metal blocks from the sky. build a castle out of aluminum and show trump who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground society of aluminum-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for shiny metal. don’t miss out on the craziest aluminum adventure of your life!

EcoCraft: Shocking Sales Drop!

Automotive Industry, Automotive Market, car sales, Decline, Decrease, Drop, EcoCraft, electric cars, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shocking.., tesla, tesla model 3, tesla model s, tesla model x

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! it’s like a circus up in here, but wit blocky animals!

one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the creepers down it, it was epic! and another time, someone made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

also, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, shhh don’t tell anyone! and if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u get a lifetime supply of diamond swords, no joke!

so come on, join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s have some blocky fun together!

Rivers’ Buddy Holly Minecraft Server

1990s fashion, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, Alternative Rock, buddy, buddy holly, Glasses, holly, iconic hairstyles, iconic look, iconic music videos, iconic musicians, long tail tags, Minecraft, music history, music video, Nostalgia, pop culture, Rivers, Rivers Cuomo, rock bands, Rock Music, Server, WEEZER

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Alien Abductions:	0

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE ON OUR SERVER! WHY SHOULD U JOIN, U ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NOW HE’S THE KING OF THE DANCE FLOOR! IF U WANNA SEE CREEPERS MOONWALKING, JOIN OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT STEVE ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A CARROT? TRUE STORY! SO, IF U WANNA SEE CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT, COME JOIN US! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Players:	96/900	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2