Blocky Booty Adventures | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NightmareCraft: Where even your dreams are pixelated and creepily hilarious!

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Join our Minecraft server and never have a nightmare again! Our virtual world is so enchanting that even your dreams will be jealous. Say goodbye to schizophrenia and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky friends. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers all night long? Trust us, your dreams will thank you for joining our server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Creepin’ & Craftin’ with ‘i like bad girls’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a little bit of danger? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you bad girls out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, mischievous pranks, and epic battles. Our community is full of rebellious players who aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble and break all the rules. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered by the most daring and cunning players.

So if you’re a bad girl looking for some thrills and excitement in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared to unleash your inner rebel and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

StrokeCraft: Where Friends Stroke Each Other’s Egos in the Most Epic Minecraft Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FoxyCraft: Where Furry Foxes Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only animals you see are boring old pigs and cows? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by a whole pack of furry foxes! These mischievous little critters will keep you on your toes as you try to build your dream world.

But that’s not all – these foxes aren’t your average Minecraft animals. They can talk, dance, and even play the banjo! You’ll never have a dull moment with these furry friends by your side.

So come join us on the most unique Minecraft server out there, where the foxes are friendly and the adventures are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a fox!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixelated PC Paradise: Where Creeper Meets CPU

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is to have a gaming PC that’s so powerful, it can handle a RTX 4070 without breaking a sweat.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding.

Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But beware, there are rumors of a legendary Ender Dragon that wears sunglasses and challenges players to a dance-off instead of a battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s see if your machine can handle the madness that awaits you.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Animals Bred:	144	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky McBlockface

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Rotoscoped Animation Arena, where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs using only their best rotoscoped moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cheese, and befriend a talking chicken named Bob? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the laughs begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Star Shards Collected:	97	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MoodCraft: Where emotions are your deadliest weapon!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to subvert social standards and be your true, chaotic self!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, presuming and supplanting emotions in other players to benefit ourselves. Need someone to build you a house? Just assume they’ll do it for you! Want to raid someone’s base? Just pretend to be their long-lost cousin! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But why do we do it, you ask? Because it’s hilarious, that’s why! Who needs boring old rules and norms when you can shake things up and have a good laugh in the process? So come on, join us and let’s cause some mayhem together. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about yourself along the way. Or not, who cares, let’s just have fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchantments Applied:	176
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Sluts Server: Where Everyone’s a Blocky Babe! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds pretty houses? Well, come join our server where we embrace our inner slutiness! That’s right, on our server, /a/ stands for “adventurous” and we encourage players to let loose and have a wild time.

We have epic PvP battles where players fight for the title of the biggest slut in the land. Build giant phallic statues, create pixel art of your favorite NSFW characters, and participate in our weekly “Strip Mining” events where the last player with clothes on wins a special prize.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but vanilla, come join us on /a/ and let your inner slut shine!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Holo-n’s Wild Ride: The Sequel

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wild that even the Hololive idols can’t get enough of it! They love HoloID so much because our server is where they go to relax and unwind after a long day of streaming.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might even run into a virtual idol or two! Imagine building a house next to your favorite Hololive girl and chatting with her while you mine for diamonds. It’s a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HoloID and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie pigman or have a tea party with an Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless on our crazy, wacky server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	New Chunks Explored:	518283
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing hotter than our lava is our memes! #SmokeySummer2023

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Canadian wildfire and crazier than a conspiracy theory? Look no further! Join our server and experience the smoke-filled chaos that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about those pesky cognitive defects and health risks caused by air pollution.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event planned where players will have to fight off bioweapons, dodge masked kids, and avoid getting vaccinated at gunpoint. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come join us and let’s uncover the truth behind this insane psyop disguised as unintentional man-made climate change. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in a hilarious mashup of epic proportions!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like “Creeper Chaos” where you have to survive a horde of exploding creepers while riding pigs! Or how about “Ender Dragon Derby” where you have to race against the Ender Dragon on a roller coaster track made of obsidian?

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive in-game collaborations with famous YouTubers and streamers, giving you the chance to win special items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our daily check-in rewards are so epic, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Potions Brewed:	117	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty McCraftface: Where we have nothing particularly important to say, but we’ll make you laugh!

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Are you tired of being a wagecuck slave to society? Do you find yourself spiraling into unnormal sleep patterns, waking up feeling defeated and fatigued? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and break free from the chains of responsibility as you embark on a journey to discover if you have the wagecuck slave gene. Will you be cursed to be a function slave forever, or will you rise above and conquer the system? Stay tuned for the next episode of this insane adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	432944
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Babes and Building Bros: Minecraft’s Hottest Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. And why is it located right smack dab between Russia and Sweden, you ask? Because our server is so epic, it couldn’t be contained by just one country!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride a llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can play Minecraft with your favorite celebrities. Who wouldn’t want to mine diamonds with Beyoncé or craft with Elon Musk?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Suisei’s Vtuber Village: Where Minecraft meets virtual idols! #1 in universal likability!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is liked by hololive fans, holostar fans, nijisanji fans, phase fans, /vt/, /jp/, 5ch, Twitter, Reddit, yuri fans, music fans, idol fans, Japan, foreigners, and even normies! That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from everyone under the sun.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is blessed by the Vtuber Goddess herself. Join us and bask in the glory of the most universally liked vtuber in existence. You’ll be mining and crafting with the divine energy of vtuber fans from all corners of the internet.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with a touch of vtuber magic. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret memes along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old NPCs in Minecraft who just stand around and do nothing? Well, on our server, we have real-life quest givers who will challenge you to complete ridiculous tasks in exchange for epic loot! Want to help a llama find its lost sunglasses? Or maybe assist a chicken in starting a rock band? The possibilities are endless on our server with our wacky quest givers!

Join now for the chance to embark on the most absurd and hilarious quests you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig who needs your help in overthrowing the evil sheep dictator of the server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	126	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	8451
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1