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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5354 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1268 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 156 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
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