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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 615 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
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