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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3973 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9690 |
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