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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 766 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 209 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 277 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
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