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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1099 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2313 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
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