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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4993 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”