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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8375 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 74 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”