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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3866 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 1523 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Potions Brewed: | 115 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 191 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”