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Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	454621
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ShoeShareSisSass

academic pressure, anger management, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, hiding belongings, immaturity, parental favoritism, personal boundaries, pill side effects, seeking validation, self reflection, sharing shoes, shoe sharing rules, ShoeShareSisSass, sibling fights, sibling rivalry, sister drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2457
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	447986
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	289	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3111
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Animals Bred:	186	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

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Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ores Mined:	5194	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Void Gems Collected:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Post-Coitus Craft

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After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17