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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	9163

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	New Chunks Explored:	789946
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mines Excavated:	1533	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Divine Spears Created:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Votes:	4954
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2673	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Void Armor Forged:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crops Grown:	3373
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Towns Built:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crops Grown:	2828	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com