Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for pleasure! Join our Fapping Together Thread where you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players.

In our Fitness edition, you can work on your in-game muscles while also flexing your… other muscles. Previous players have reported increased stamina and hand-eye coordination from participating in our fapping challenges.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and experience the ultimate release of stress and tension while building your dream world. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session to look forward to? Join us now and let the fapping begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2799	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	84	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Emeralds Found:	9972
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Void Gems Collected:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	887

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Animals Bred:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.