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Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	539
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	8227	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	280906
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ores Mined:	8507

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Love Letters Sent:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	1044	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ores Mined:	7930	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Farms Harvested:	613

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Emeralds Found:	7959	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	7215

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”