Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ores Mined:	8150	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	281
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magic Items Found:	7299	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	185	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Emeralds Found:	262	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	685547
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5515	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Items Found:	3495
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4584	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.