Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Emeralds Found:	8486
Holy Grails Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Buildings Constructed:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	901239
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	100
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mines Excavated:	3687	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	224	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!