Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

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Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyGirlz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9388
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mines Excavated:	2906	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MomRageCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchantments Applied:	98
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Star Shards Collected:	300	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Potions Brewed:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	567	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8057
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7441	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0