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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1697 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal.
Our community is made up of the craziest players you’ll ever meet, from a group of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia to a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying, “The fuck you looking at whiteboi” is the most insane Minecraft server out there!