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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8586 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal.
Our community is made up of the craziest players you’ll ever meet, from a group of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia to a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server.
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