Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	216428
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	289	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3556
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	656	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	6602	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Farms Harvested:	422
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	173393
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Animals Bred:	193

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchantments Applied:	151	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Emeralds Found:	9101	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	74368
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3093
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Votes:	563
Enchantments Applied:	58	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ores Mined:	5444
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8